Alright, so I know I have been really slack with my postings here. What have I done, like two? But that doesn’t mean that I don’t care. It just means that I have a girlfriend now. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago Mac let me borrow the wonderfully terrible Chuck Norris cult classic, The Octagon. As I was watching it, I noticed that one of the main characters, A.J., bore a striking resemblance to the modern-day actor Greg Kinnear. Of course, the actor who played A.J. is Art Hindle, who was born fifteen years earlier than Mr. Kinnear. They look like mirror images of each other in those pictures. It was very hard for me to seperate Mr. Hindle in The Octagon from my perception of Mr. Kinnear, which is of the gay dude from As Good As It Gets. Anyway, that just made The Octagon that much more entertaining. If you get the opportunity, late one night, desperate, in a Walmart, I suggest picking this movie up. It’s only five bucks or something. I hope y’all enjoy it as much as I did.

Shortly after its theatrical release, a friend of mine brought over a bootlegged copy of The Passion of the Christ. It was poorly shot and the compression was terrible, the combination of which gave it the feel of a Hammer movie from the seventies. I suppose that was the only thing that transformed this grotesque rape of The Christian Myth (for Mel Gibson’s fun and profit) into the funniest bootlegged movie I’ve ever seen. In any case, I thought our loyal readers–of which there are approximately five–might enjoy this post from Boing Boing:
Hilarious Passion of the Christ poster in Japan.

Related hilarity: Kill Christ [.mov]

30 seconds over Deadwood / 7 minutes in Deadwood [WFMU]
transcripts for fucknuts
Calamity Jane: one foxy fox
$69 per person (Bring your own fuckin’ whiskey, you cocksuckers!)
Not the Deadwood Pioneer
Franklyn Ajaye
New Yorker article on David Milch
Deadwood Chinatown excavation
The Number of Fucks in Deadwood
exhaustive profanity count
exhaustive list of Deadwood links

I will never again post anything else regarding this perverse, insane, fucktarded facsimile of a human being. Ever. I promise. [via]

Australian Hammer Posters
TomCruiseIsNuts.com
Don’t Call Me Crazy On The 4th of July
10 Sec Film Fest
Morgan Freeman moves closer to goal of becoming president in time for the apocalypse
Apollo Pony
The Golden Age of Italian Horror Cinema
Lake Woebegone … where some of the actors are above average.

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